Prank

I was walking downstairs, something squirted me.  I said was it the invasion of water?  But it wasn’t.  It was my brother Ricky Bobby.  Once I found out, I shot him with the hardest hitting nerf gun ever.  He cried so much even Ezekiel thought his mind was gone.  So I made a deal with Ricky Bobby.  I said that if I could dunk him in the dunktank, I would give him one dollar.  After I dunked him I got two dollars.  I kept one, and he kept one.  After that, we lived happily ever after.